youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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