Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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