This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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