why didn't you poke me back
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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