Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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