chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's just like the Real World with babies
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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