dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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