then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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