Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it hurts more in the daytime
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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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