i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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