Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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