Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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