so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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