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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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