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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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