we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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