oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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