Your dad touched me again.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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