you guys were way drunker than both of me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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