Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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