He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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