so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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