Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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