summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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