i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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