god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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