we're blogging at a bar
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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