Did I show you my penis last night?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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