Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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