Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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