I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
