I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he puts the penis in happiness.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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