So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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