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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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