It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Shame - the story of my life.
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