Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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