So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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