Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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