I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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