Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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