Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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