its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
