Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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