Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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