listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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