I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I stole a fireplace last night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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