I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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