ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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