Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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