Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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