So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My ATM looks so different sober.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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