The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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