God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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