better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
