yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I party with great urgency now.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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